Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching
them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years
telling them to sit down and shut-up.
Anyone who says "Easy as taking candy from a baby"
has never tried it.
Children are natural mimics who act like their parents,
despite every effort to teach them good manners.
Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.
---------Wendell Johnson
Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't
11 years ago
3 comments:
Those are so funny, and true! Where did you find them?
Love the new layout -- looks like toile! Love the quotes as well.
Well said. Thanks for sharing that. I love it when I read something that just puts so much into perspective in such a few brief sentences.
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